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A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and says, "You're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker."

The man quickly responds, "The attorney's."

The doctor says, "Wait! Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"

The man says, "I already know enough. We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his. So I'll take the attorney's!"

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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A father thought it was about time to lecture his son, who was somewhat scatter-brained and frivolous.

"Jim," he said, "you're getting to be a man now and you ought to take life more seriously. Just think, if I died all of a sudden, where would you be?"

"I'd be right here, dad," said Jim. "The better question is, where would YOU be?"

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posted by "aod318" |
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Did you hear about the contortionist who passed away?

He died in his own arms.

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posted by "greens52" |
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What’s the first thing a person says when they spot a UFO or Big Foot?

"Honey, do we still have that one megapixel camera?"

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posted by "Marty" |