Is there rehab for gossiping?
I don't need it, but I'll tell you who does...
What did one disgruntled cardboard fake fan say to another?
"I wasn't cut out for this!"
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes...
And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo.