Latest Jokes

Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.

Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?

Patient: No, just spots.

Q: What is a programmer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way
You do not understand.

One day the bass player hid one of the drummer’s sticks.
The drummer said, “finally! After being a drummer for so long,
now I am a conductor!"

How does a guitar player make a million dollars?
He starts out with eight million.