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Why men like to fishing so much?
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Mallory1002" |
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This woman, who believed in natural birth, was having these abnormal contractions, went to see her Doctor. "Doc", she said, "I'm feeling these abnormal contractions". The Doctor took a listen, and said: "My dear lady, you’re going to be having triplets!" Baffled, the woman asked: "How can you tell?" The Doctor responded: "I hear inside: "No, you go first!" "No, you go first!" No, you go first!"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Daniel Stein" |
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On the outside flap of the sign, it reads: The kitchen is close today on account of illness.

Inside flap: I'm sick of cooking!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the menu, Helen noticed her husband looking at the vegetarian section of the menu. “What would you like Marty?” she asked. “I’m looking at this Eggplant Spicy dish.” He replied. “Marty, you like meat and potatoes. You won’t like that dish.” Helen said. “What do you know,” answered Marty, “I’m getting it.” “Marty, I’m telling’ you, you are a meat and potatoes kind of guy. You won’t like it!” Helen exclaimed. “I’m getting it and that is the last word!” says Marty.
A short while later the meals arrive at the table. Marty looks down and his dish and says to Helen, “Where are my eggs?”

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Shannon Schussler" |