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After his divorce, Mr. Lewis came to an important realization...

He realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with an astounding financial loss.

Q: What’s the hardest part about skydiving
A: The ground.

The bum approached the well-dressed man. “Say, pal, could you spare ten bucks for a soft drink?”
“Ten dollars!” the man exclaimed. “Listen my dear fellow, not even in this city will you find
a place that charges so much for a soda.”
I know, said the panhandler, “but it’s my girlfriend’s birthday and I wanted to knock off early.”

“Jenny!” screamed her mother, “why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?”
“I have to,” Jenny replied. “That’s where my canary is.”