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- Daddy, daddy... Why is it that everyone calls me stupid?
- I don't know kid; I am not your daddy.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.
The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?"
The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack."
The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?"
The old man replies, "Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I'll give you both of 'em!"

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posted by "Justin WIllingham" |
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Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
A: Stupid!
Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?
A: Desperate!

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Q: What should you do if you are imagining that you are in a jungle and that a lion is chasing you?

A: Stop Imagining

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Ernsto Santos" |