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A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she’s to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.” sure son" the father replied, drooling. “We’ll take her home and eat you mother!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "matthew l." |
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This man says to his friend,” I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Chelsea" |
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Q:Why did the football coach go to the bank?

A:He wanted to get his quarter-back!!!

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Katie Barkman" |
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Bob goes with his friend, a comedian, to a comedian's meeting. When they get there, one of the men stands up and shouts out "34!” and all the other comedians laugh hysterically. Bob turns to his friend and says "I don't get what was so funny!” and his friend explains to him that the Comedians' Guild has assigned each joke a number to make them easier to tell.
All through dinner, the members of the Guild stand up and say numbers, and every time, everyone laughs, so Bob decides to give it a try. He stands up, and shouts out his favorite number: "54!" Dead silence.
Bob turns to his friend and asks "What did I do wrong? When ever you do it, they laugh!" And his friend answered, "You didn't tell it well."

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posted by "Jeeves" |