Q: Where are dogs scared to go?
A: The flea market!
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly."I would do anything to pass this exam," she says.She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything..."He returns her gaze, "Anything?""Anything."His voice softens, "Anything?""Anything," she repeats again. His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you ... study?"
Two women were sitting together on an airplane. The younger woman turns to the other and says, "I don't mean to stare but your diamond ring is gorgeous. I don't think I ever saw such a large stone." The older woman said, "it's a very special ring; it comes with a curse!" "Oh my, what kind of curse" said the naive young woman. This ring comes with ...Mr. Plopnick.