Latest Jokes

0 votes
 

Why is Cinderella a bad soccer player?

She always runs away from the ball!

0 votes

posted by "Maxwell Cichon" |
0 votes
rating rating rating rating rating
 

Dave and Tom are fishing on a lake. After about an hour when neither of them had a bite, Dave decided to row to the middle part of the lake; where they were very successful TOM: This is a great spot for fishing Dave we'll have to mark this spot so we can come back here tomorrow.
DAVE: I know, we'll put an X on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
TOM: Don't be silly Dave that's no good we might have a different boat tomorrow.

0 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "martyn lewis" |
0 votes

Man: Excuse me Miss are you from Hollywood?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you are the only "Star" I see!

0 votes

CATEGORY Pickup Jokes
posted by "Gapeaches18" |
0 votes
 

The frontier preacher was giving the traditional sermon on sin. "We should take all the whiskey and dump it in the river!" Back in the back of the church, a little old lady with a bonnet on stood up and shouted, "Amen, Amen!" and sat back down. The preacher smiled and continued, "And we should take all the sinful lust and dump it in the river!" The little old lady jumped up and shouted, "Amen, Amen, Amen!” then sat back down. The preacher excitedly hollered, "And we should take all of the snuff in this world and dump it in the river!" And the little old lady stood up and said, "Now you've stopped preaching and started meddling’!"

0 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Leota" |