Latest Jokes

Q: How do you know that a man is about to say something smart?
A: It will always start with "she said..."

Q: Why was the math book sad
A: Because it had too many problems

Q. What word does heavenly angels use most often to greet each other?
A. Halo!

A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed
surgery costing $5000.00. The patient said he only had $500.00 and
what could be done. The doctor said, "Well, I can always touch-up
your x-rays."