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Q. What is it called when you dream in color?

A. A pigment of your imagination

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Mother had just finished waxing the floors when she heard her young son opening the front door. She shouted, “Be careful on that floor, Jimmy; it’s just been waxed.”
Jimmy, walking right in, replied, “Don’t worry, Mom, I’m wearing my cleats.”

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"Simon, if I had eight apples in my right hand and ten apples in my left hand, what would I have?”

“Huge hands, sir.”

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If quitters never win,
and winners never quit,
who made up the saying?
Quit while you're ahead!

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