Latest Jokes

Q: How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 500, 1 to hold the light bulb and 499 to turn the house.

Son: Dad, You are my hero.

Dad: Really?

Son: Yes. Can you give me an autograph with your eyes closed?

Dad: Well, yes, of course.

Son: That's great! Then here, close your eyes and sign my report card.

Q: Why did the man fall off the building?
A: He tripped.

Q: How many animals were on Moses ark?
A: The ark wasn't Moses’ it was Noah.