Latest Jokes

A man took a bag of light bulbs back to the shop and asked for his money back, the manager asked, “why do you want your money back? The man replied, I planted every one of those light bulbs and not one of them flowered!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alexplain later now let me in.

As a distinguished matron approached the church entrance, a little boy stepped aside and held the door for her.

"What a polite little doorman," she said as she walked through. "Is there a tip involved?"

"Oh, no," answered the young man. "My mother taught me never to be good for money, but always to be good for nothing."

A father came home from work one night to find his little boy sitting on the cat, with a pen and paper in his hand.
“Why are you sitting on Felix?” he asked.
“Well, teacher told us to write an essay on the family pet.”