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You must think with a clean mind... What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, a dog does with his leg lifted?

Why shaking hands!

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc., everytime I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye."
The doctor says, "Try taking the spoon out first."

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A schoolteacher's son brought his report card home. The father said, "Let's see what you have accomplished..."

He opens the report and to his dismay sees all bad grades. "What do you have to say about this Johnny?"

"Well dad, at least you know I'm not cheating!"

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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you
had to arrest your own mother?"
He said: "Call for backup."

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