Latest Jokes

One night, a caveman comes running into his cave and says, “Whew! There was a tiger chasing me all the way across the savannah!”
His wife asks, “Why?
The caveman replied, “I didn’t stop to ask!”

Q: What did the spider say to the beetle?
A: “Stop bugging me.”

Q: What did the invisible man say to his girlfriend?
A: “Baby, you are outta sight!”

A man takes his son tiger hunting. They’re creeping through the weeds and the man says, “Son, this hunt marks your passage into manhood. Do you have any questions? And the boy says, “Yes, if the tiger kills you, how do I get home?”