Did you hear about the Antartian parachute?
It opens on impact.
Did you hear that they discovered a dope ring at the Antartian factory?
It was 5 Antarians trying to read a blueprint
Man: He must be so happy!
Woman: Who?
Man: Your father.
Woman: Why?
Man: Because he gets to see an angel everyday.
Life is very short. It’s only a 4-letter word.