Latest Jokes

Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?

A: They get cornfused.

At an entrance:
Woman: Did you open the door for me because I am a lady?
Man: No, I did because I am a gentleman.

I See Said The Blind Man
I Hear Said The Deaf Man
And The Man With No Legs Kicked Them Both

Little Henry sits at the dinner table. He reaches for his plate, picks up a chicken leg, and starts to eat. His mother says, "Henry did you wash your hands?"

Henry replies, "No! I don’t want my chicken to taste like soap, mom!"