Latest Jokes

One friend to another “I think my wife is trying to tell me something,” “She keeps wrapping my sandwiches in a road map!”

Frank was madly in love with Susan, but couldn’t get up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. “Darling! He blurted out, “Will you marry me?”
“Of course, I will, you silly boy,” she replied, “Who’s speaking?”

Poor old Bob sent his photograph off to a Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely

When is bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!