Latest Jokes

1. Why are round pizzas put in square boxes?

2. If a deaf person must appear in court, is it still called a hearing?

3. Why does the sign read, “Enter at your own risk"... who else could you risk other than yourself?

4. If it's called "frying pan" is it OK to boil something in it?

5. Why doesn't every doughnut have nuts in it?

Q: Why did your mom bring a spoon to the super-bowl?
A: She wanted to eat it all!!

A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand. One day the man walks pass the beggar again and notices the beggar is holding hold out both his hands. He asks: “Why are you holding out both of your hands?” The beggar replied, "You see sir, business is going so well I decided to open another branch".

Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper pants, a paper shirt, paper boots, and wore a paper hat?

The Sheriff arrested him for rustling.