Latest Jokes

This guy calls an Airline and asks "How long does it take to get from Boston to New York? "The rep says, “One min. please, ” and the guy says, “ Ok Thank you for your help”

Q: Why did your mom bring a spoon to the super-bowl?
A: She wanted to eat it all!!

Q: Where do cows go on Fridays?
A: To the Moooovies

Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?

A: He quacks up.