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Let me kiss your lips
Let me test your teeth
Let me test your tongue
Don't be afraid of me
"I am pepsodent"

Q: What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?
A: Stay up all night and wonder if there's a DOG.

“Why did you refuse to marry Bob, Lisa?”
“Cause he said he’d die if I didn’t and I’m just curious…..”

The after dinner speaker was droning on and on and on, bring everyone to tears. One of the guests, fighting to keep his drooping eyelids open, turned to the lady on his right and said, “Can nothing be done to shut him up?”
“If there is I’d like to know,” said the lady, “—I’m his wife and I’ve been trying to shut him up for thirty years!”