Latest Jokes

“I saw you kissing my sister last night!” jeered the brat to the embarrassed teenager.
“All right all right! Not so loud,” said the youth. “Here’s fifty cents to keep your mouth shut.”
“Gee, thank! Wait a minute and I’ll give you twenty cents change.”
“Twenty cents change? What for?”
“I like to be fair,” said the youngster, “and it’s the same price for everybody!”

Q. What did the cork say to the bottle?
A. “If you don’t behave I’ll plug you.”

What travel 100 miles per hour underground? “A mole on a motorbike.”

Why did the owl make everyone laugh?
“Cause he was a hoot!