Latest Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? ..................... To visit Pluto

A man goes into B&Q and says, “I’d like to order 5,000 facing bricks.”
“Certainly” says the salesman, “Are they for a garage?”
“No” says the man; “They’re for a Bar-B-Q”
“Why do you need so many?” asks the salesman
“Well,” says the man “We live in a 3rd floor flat.”

Scientists are using the rovers to diligently search for life on the red planet. They have discovered water and ice. The search now depends on the successful discovery of empty gin bottles.

Q: Why did the farmer receive an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field (out standing in his field)