Q: What did the invisible man say to his girlfriend?
A: “Baby, you are outta sight!”
Q: Why did the maniac burn his jacket?
A: ‘Cause he wanted a blazer.’
One night, a caveman comes running into his cave and says, “Whew! There was a tiger chasing me all the way across the savanna!”
His wife asks, “Why?
The caveman replied, “How would I know, I didn’t stop to ask!”
After twelve years in prison, a man finally escapes. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, “Where have you been? You escaped eight ours ago!”