Latest Jokes

“I’m not at all satisfied with the evidence against you,” said the judge to the prisoner on trial, “so I shall find you not guilty. You are discharged.”
“Oh, good,” said the prisoner, “does that mean I can keep the money?”

Why did the idiot throw the clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!

A young bride tells her friend, “Paul keeps telling everyone he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.”
“ What a shame! And after all the time you’ve been engaged!”

One friend says to another, “My husband is man of rate gifts.”

“That’s nice.”

“He hasn’t given me a present in twenty-five years of marriage…”