"Simon, if I had eight apples in my right hand and ten apples in my left hand, what would I have?”
“Huge hands, sir.”
A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked the policeman, "Why was I pulled over when I wasn't the only one speeding."
The policeman replied, "Have you ever been fishing?"
The man then said, "Yes, I have."
"Well, have you ever caught all the fish?" asked the policeman.