Latest Jokes

Customer: This loaf is lovely and warm!
Baker: So it should be ma’am. The cat’s been sitting on it all morning!

“How should I have played that last shot?” the bad golfer asked his partner.
“Under an assumed name.”

“Sir, there’s a debt collector in the outer office.”
“Tell him he can take that pile on my desk”

A guy is passing a Mental Hospital surrounded by a wall and he hears the chanting inside, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Curious to see what’s going on he finds a small hole in the wall, so he bends and peeks inside. Someone inside pokes him hard in the eye and everyone starts inside chanting, Fourteen! Fourtee! Fourteen!