Latest Jokes

If a man is in the forest, talking to himself, with no woman around is he still wrong?

One night, a caveman comes running into his cave and says, “Whew! There was a tiger chasing me all the way across the savannah!”
His wife asks, “Why?
The caveman replied, “I didn’t stop to ask!”

Q: What did the spider say to the beetle?
A: “Stop bugging me.”

Q: What did the invisible man say to his girlfriend?
A: “Baby, you are outta sight!”