Did you know my wife went to a self-help group for compulsive talkers?
It’s called On and On Anon.
I’m reading an incredibly interesting book about antigravity.
“I just can’t put it down.”
Why can’t you have two elephants in your swimming pool at the same time?
Because they’d only have one pair of trunks.
Why do hummingbirds hum?
“Because they can't remember the words!"