One day a woman watching the news saw this lady talking about a car driving on the wrong side of the road during rush hour. The woman realized her husband was driving on that same road! She ran to her phone to call him and tell him what she had seen on the news. When she got a hold of him he replied, “yes there are a lot of them on the wrong the wrong side..."
What goes up and never comes down?
1 egg takes 5 minutes to boil. How long does 10 eggs take to boil?
The same 5 minutes.
How many times does a tailor have to cut 100 yards of cloth to get 100 equal pieces?
99 times. You don’t cut the last piece, it is already there
What side of the teacup is the handle on?
I really don't know the answer
Which is heavier? 1 pound of hay or 1pound of metal. Which is heavier?
They both weigh a pound
Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers, Peter piper picked. If Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peckers, how many peckers did Peter piper picked? How many Ps are there in THAT?
None...H...A...T.....there are NO P's in the word THAT
What has 100 eyes and cannot see?
Two Indians standing on a bridge. One is the father of the other ones son. What is the relation between the two Indians?
Mother and Father
What has NO legs and CAN run?