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At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear.
The judge asks the baby bear, “Do you want to live with papa bear?”

The baby bear replied, "No, he beats me."

The judge asked, "So do you want to live with mommy bear?"

The baby bear said, "No, she beats me too."

The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?"

The baby bear says, "With the Chicago bears, they don't beat anyone."

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Allie" |
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Joan and her neighbor are talking about their daughters, Joan says, my daughter is at the university. She’s very bright, you know. Every time we get a letter from her we have to go to the dictionary.
Her neighbor says you are lucky every time we hear from our daughter we have to go to the bank.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to take out a life insurance policy. “Now supposing your husband were to die,” he said, “what would you get?
“Oh, a Bulldog, I think,” replied the housewife. “They are always good company!”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to take out a life insurance policy. “Now supposing your husband were to die,” he said, “what would you get?
“Oh, a Bulldog, I think,” replied the housewife. “They are always good company!”

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posted by "Anonymous" |