Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
You don't have to be at a desk but you must be
sitting.
While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with
your right foot.
While doing this, draw the number " 6 " in the air
with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction.
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position.
The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
He takes the photo, and nods. "I didn't realize you had a prescription!"