Latest Jokes

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you we would be walking through a never-ending garden!

Q: Why are anteaters so healthy?

A: Because they are high on ant-i-bodies!

Q: What sits on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck!

Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarter-back!