Latest Jokes

Q: How many animals were on Moses ark?
A: The ark wasn't Moses’ it was Noah.

Q: What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed-wire fence?
A: An "utter" disaster!

Q: Why do sea gulls fly by the sea?
A: Because if they flew by the bay they would be bay gulls!

Did you hear about the skeleton that walked into a bar and ordered a beer and a mop?