Q: Why did the man fall off the building?
A: He tripped.
Q: How many animals were on Moses ark?
A: The ark wasn't Moses’ it was Noah.
After a long while, a graduate of Religious Studies got a job with a Charitable Organization, and was given an incentive to own a cell phone.
The very day he got the phone, a robber who asked, “your handset or your life”, accosted him, he responded and said, "my life"!
Q: How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 500, 1 to hold the light bulb and 499 to turn the house.