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Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.

"And now someone's suin' them fast food restaurants for making 'em fat and cloggin' their hearts with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"

"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"

"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' can I sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've slept with?"

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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

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Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

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I only thought of you once today, I just never stopped.

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