Q. What do you call a person who goes on talking when nobody listens?
A. A teacher!
Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!
Q: How do you catch a sqirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.