Latest Jokes

Q. What do you call a person who goes on talking when nobody listens?
A. A teacher!

Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!

Q: How do you catch a sqirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.