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A traveling salesman was held up in the west by a rainstorm and flood. He e-mails his office in NY: “Delayed by storm. Send instructions”
His boss e-mails back: “Start vacation immediately”

Two barbershops were in red-hot competition. One put up a sign advertising haircuts for $7 dollars.

His competitor put one up that read, “We repair $7 dollars hair cuts!”

Looking down at his patient, the doctor decided to tell him the truth. “I fell that I must tell you: You are a very sick man. I’m sure you would want to know the facts. I don’t think you have much time left. Now, is there anyone you would like to see?”
Bending down toward the sick man, the doctor heard him softly answer, “Yes.”
“Who is it?”
In a little stronger tone, the patient said, “Another doctor.”

A doctor calls his patient and says, "The check you gave me for my bill came back?"

The patient replied, "Well, so did my arthritis."