Latest Jokes

Q: What’s the hardest part about skydiving
A: The ground.

“How long have you been working here?” one employee asked another.

“Ever since the boss threatened to fire me.”

“Young woman,” said the judge, “this court is going to see to it that you receive one thousand dollars a month in alimony.
“Thanks,” the husband spoke up, “and I’ll try to give her a few bucks myself.”

“Jenny!” screamed her mother, “why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?”
“I have to,” Jenny replied. “That’s where my canary is.”