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Mrs. Smith’s elderly husband doesn't feel well so she takes him to the dr. Mr. Smith leaves her in the waiting room for a while. Finally the Dr. comes and says, "Mrs. Smith I’m sorry to tell you that your husband is going to die." Mrs. Smith says, "Dr. is there anything I can do?" the Dr. told her "well there is a couple of things you could do: First you could cook him a wonderful dinner every night. Second you could give him a nice back rub every night. Third you could make love to him like you never have before every night." Mrs. Smith says ok. A little while later Mr. Smith comes out and asks Mrs. Smith "what did the Dr. say?" Mrs. Smith says, "I’m sorry honey but you are going to die."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "JENNIFER BRULPORT" |
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Luck through the keyhole and you'll find out

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posted by "nicole valverde" |
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When you call a dog, they usually come to you.

When you call a cat, they take a message.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Mike Ingo" |
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As a member of an Internet awareness survey team, we had visited a home. The unruly owner asked, "Tell me the difference between washing machine & Internet?” When I was cursing my luck, my colleague answered, "The former washes your cloth and the later washes your brain."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Manoj Kumar Patra" |