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If you drop a fork, it’s a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it’s a sign company is leaving.

Is a technique for distributing all the junk in your garage among all the other garages in the neighborhood.

Dad: "What happened to your eye?"
Tom: "I was staring at a ball from afar, and I was wondering why it was getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit me."

President Bush can't find WMD in Iraq, and can't do anything about gas prices, so he's come out for "Intelligent Design". I guess that shows that religion, not patriotism, is the last refuge of a politician.