The doctor told the idiot to take this medicine after a hot bath.
He could hardly finish drinking the bath!
Judge: Haven’t I seen you before?
Man: Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums.
Judge: Twenty years!
Husband: Don’t put that money in your mouth. There are germs on it.
Wife: Don’t be silly. Even a germ can’t live on the money you make.
“Now that looks like a happily married couple,” remarked the husband.
“Don’t be too sure, dear," began the wife. "They're probably saying the same thing about us.”