Latest Jokes

Is a technique for distributing all the junk in your garage among all the other garages in the neighborhood.

Two women are talking about marriage. One woman says: “ I wonder if my husband will love me when my hair is gray.” “Why not? He’s loved you through three shades already.” Replied her friend.

The doctor told the idiot to take this medicine after a hot bath.
He could hardly finish drinking the bath!

Gas prices are so high that when this college girl pulled into a gas station and asked for 2 dollar’s worth, the attendant dabbed some behind her ears.