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A driver visiting a big city for the first time stopped at a red light. But when the light turned green, he stayed where he was.

After the light changed several more times and he still didn't move, a traffic cop ran over and inquired politely, "What's wrong? Don't we have any colors you like?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

Moe: Did you hear about the trouble in the bakery last night?

Joe: No, what happened?

Moe: Two stale buns tried to get fresh.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple.

If you use the short form, the government gets your money.

If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money.

6 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "merk" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed...

I’d have $6.30 right now!

7 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |