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$10.00 won 6 votes

I walked into the liquor store and a guy working there asked me, “Do you need help?”

I said, “Yes, but I’m here to get whiskey instead.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

A snail was involved in an accident that resulted in his shell being torn completely off.

Hearing about the accident, one of his friends rushed over (as much as a snail can rush) to his friend's house.

"I heard about your accident!" he exclaimed, and then asked, "How are you feeling?"

The recovering snail answered, "Sluggish."

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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posted by "HENNE" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.

Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

Simon: How were the exam questions?

Peter: Easy.

Simon: Then why do you look so unhappy?

Peter: The questions didn’t give me any trouble—just the answers.

5 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |