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Cargo Space
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Dad is down at the auto dealership, looking at potential choices.

“Cargo space?” he asks.

The salesman, slightly confused, finally replies, “Car no do that... car go road.”

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New Identity
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My friend David had his ID stolen...

Now he’s just Dav.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Going to the Smoke Shop
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I went to a Star Wars smoke shop...

You can smoke alright, but you're not allowed to chew-bacca!

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CATEGORY Pop Culture Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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It Makes Me Nervous
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Sally: Hmmm... there was something else I had to buy, and I can’t think of it.

Mary: Was it tuna fish... or cereal… or sugar… or coffee?

Sally: No, none of those things. Especially not coffee! I don't drink that awful stuff, it makes me nervous!

Mary: They have decaffeinated coffee, you know?

Sally: It's not the caffeine that makes me nervous... it’s the price!

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |