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A local Pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have some fun with him.

Under his name badge they printed "Hog Caller" as his occupation. Everyone made a big fanfare as the badge was presented.

The Pastor responded by saying, "I usually am called the 'shepherd of the sheep'... but you know you people better than I do."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I caught my son chewing on electrical cords...

So I had to ground him...

He's doing better currently...

And conducting himself properly.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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I accidentally used the dog's shampoo this morning...

Now I feel like a good boy.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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What do you call the person who puts the bubbles into carbonated drinks?

A fizz-ician!

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posted by "John Kershman" |