You miss 100% of the shots you DON'T take...
You also miss 95% of the shots you DO take...
You stink and you're off the team is basically what I'm trying to say.
The inventor of the "Knock Knock" joke won a prestigious prize...
The "No Bell" prize!
My wife and I had a disagreement and she said, "You always play devil's advocate!"
I said, "Well, not all the time."