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You miss 100% of the shots you DON'T take...

You also miss 95% of the shots you DO take...

You stink and you're off the team is basically what I'm trying to say.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$50.00 won 11 votes

The inventor of the "Knock Knock" joke won a prestigious prize...

The "No Bell" prize!

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Benjones" |
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What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chavez P" |
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My wife and I had a disagreement and she said, "You always play devil's advocate!"

I said, "Well, not all the time."

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posted by "jesse509" |