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An American bought the fastest car ever created.

He entered the car and turned on the radio. He then heard: "This Is London!"

The man reacted, "WOW, this thing is FAST!"

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posted by "Jerry Jr" |
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My husband has always had a beard. One day, he decided to shave it off. He came into the room where my 5-year-old daughter Samantha was and asked her, "Notice anything different?"

To which she replied, "No," with a puzzled look on her face.

My husband then said to her, "My beard's gone."

Now the puzzled look disappeared and the innocent eyes appeared when she said, "I didn't take it!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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posted by "merk" |
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Two children went into their parent's bathroom and noticed the scale in the corner.

"Whatever you do," cautioned one child to the younger one, "don't step on it!"

"Why not?" asked the sibling.

"Because every time mom does, she lets out an awful scream!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "merk" |