Mother: Stop that water fighting!
Son: She started it!
Daughter: I did not!
Mother: There’s only one way to settle this... divide the pool in half and each of you stay in your half.
Son: That’s okay with me... I’ll take the top half!
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ELECTION : voted
chihuahuabulldog : Clever! I cringe to think how my brother would respond if I said that to him!.
Marty : Voted +