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My wife left me because I’m insecure...

No wait, she’s back, she just went to get coffee.

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posted by "Kevin Sander" |
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Two guys are driving in the countryside. One says, "Tiger Wood... isn't he famous or something?"

"Yeah, I think he plays golf or something."

"Does he have a brother named Fire who's in jail?"

"I don't know. Why?"

"I just saw a sign that said 'FREE FIRE WOOD!'"

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posted by "ConnieMack" |
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'Pre' means before...

'Post' means after...

To use both prefixes together would be preposterous!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Teacher: "Little Johnny can you tell the class what the word Pejorative means?"

Little Johnny: "Pejorative, an adjective, having a disparaging, derogatory, or belittling effect or force."

Teacher: "I'm impressed, you must have been studying."

Little Johnny: " Not really, I was channel surfing and happened to be on C-Span when the remotes battery died."

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posted by "Marty" |