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"I saw the doctor you told us to see."

"Did you tell him I sent you?"

"Yes, I did."

"What did he say?"

"He asked me to pay in advance."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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"I wonder why old man Smith puts all his savings under his pillow every night?"

"Maybe he wants people to know that he has enough money to retire on?"

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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The economy is going to be so bad that...

1. I will get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2. You will order a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter will ask, "Can you afford fries with that?"

3. McDonald's will be selling the 1/4 ouncers.

4. CEO's will be playing miniature golf.

5. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" you may have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
3 votes

When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress.

The day she tried it on for the first time I was sitting with Mother in the living room as Andrea descended the stairs. The gown was a perfect fit on her petite frame. Mother's eyes welled with tears. I put my arm around her.

"You're not losing a daughter," I reminded her in time-honored fashion. "You're gaining a son."

"Oh, forget about that!" she said with a sob. "I used to fit into that dress!"

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posted by "ELECTION " |