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Young Husband (in the early morning): "It must be time to get up."

Wife: "Why do you say that?"

Husband: "Baby's fallen asleep."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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"Do you believe marriage is a lottery?"

"No... it's not. In a lottery, a man is supposed to have a chance."

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They told me, "Follow your dreams..."

So I went back to bed.

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posted by "aod318" |
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A robber breaks into a house and ties up the woman and man.

The robber asks where the jewels are and the guy responds with: "I'll give you everything! Please, let her go..."

Robber: "I only care about the jewels! I won't hurt you if you give me what I want..."

Guy: "I BEG you, let her go!"

Robber: "Wow, you must really love your wife..."

Guy: "What? Oh no, my wife is about to get home!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "aod318" |