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Favorite this joke Bobby: My big brother got a six week coffee break.
Billy: How does that work?
Bobby: He tripped over a fifty pound bag off coffee at work and broke his arm.
A long time ago, while traveling in north Africa, I fell in love with the cuisine so I bought cookbook while I was in Morocco.
When I came back to the States -- that's what we experienced travelers call America -- I made some of the recipes. The one for biscuits called for fresh thyme, but I only had an old jar of dried stuff so I used it and added a tad extra water. We chefs learn to adapt.
The biscuits turned out well; as I reminisce, I liked that old thyme Moroccan roll.
Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play nine holes of golf. Both men are playing excellently but were often held up by two women in front of them, moving at a very slow pace.
Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about 3/4ths of the way, stops and jogs back. His boss asks what the problem is.
Joe said, “Well, one of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress.”
Phil just shook his head at Joe and started toward the women. He was determined to finish his round of golf. He was prepared to ask the ladies to hurry their game. He too stopped short and turned around.
Joe asked, "What's wrong?"
“It's a small, small world Joe, and you're fired."
Three guys are fishing when an angel appears.
The first guy says, “I’ve suffered from back pain for years. Can you help me?”
The angel touches the man’s back and he feels instant relief.
The second guy points to his thick glasses and begs for a cure for his poor eyesight.
When the angel tosses the lenses into the lake, the man gains 20/20 vision.
As the angel turns to the third fellow, he instantly recoils and screams, “Don’t touch me! I’m on disability!”
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