Remember when we cried as kids, our parents replied with, "I'll give you something to cry about!"
We just never thought that, instead of hitting us, they'd destroy the housing market, quadruple college tuition, and melt the polar ice caps.
A crew of highway maintenance workers was sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put back up was a symbol warning of a deer crossing.
As they moved down the road to repair the next sign, one crew member looked back and spotted a deer running across the highway.
Turning to a co-worker he said, "I wonder how long he's been waiting to cross?"