Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?
You've heard the song.
"Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
What do you call a cow that flies?
But if it sinks, it’s just ground beef.
What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?
One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.